The World’s Most Comfortable Bed
“Try the world’s most comfortable mattress
for the world’s most comfortable bed!
Get the world’s most comfortable pillow
to cradle a comfortable head!”
The salesman promised comfortable shipping
and sold it all comfortably cheap.
So when it arrived, I eagerly dreamed
of enjoying a comfortable sleep.
Now I have the most comfortable bed,
but still no comfortable life.
For nothing can help me comfortably sleep
with the world’s most uncomfortable wife.
Author’s Notes:
No, this not about my actual wife. =)